My aunt promised to fix my computer, but I have to first write a book at least 300 pages long. Quite a task, right? I'm going to need all the help I can get, now. Feedback, suggestions, ideas, anything you want to throw my way. I've posted a rough draft of the first chapter or so, and here's a little preview of some future stuff:

"The school day was long, and when I bussed to my apartment, I did so sluggishly with the idea in mind that I was going to go straight to sleep two or three seconds after walking through my front door. Of course I had forgotten that Mallory was there and had to be reminded by seeing her.
She wasn’t awake, but she had been. I could tell because there was a huge shit in the toilet that wasn’t flushed, the odor of which filled every corner of my bathroom. She was still naked, and sprawled belly down across my futon. There was a red “O” mark on her butt the size and shape of my toilet seat. I turned the fan on in the bathroom and closed the door after destroying her fecal masterpiece with a flush.
I felt like I should have been annoyed. I was tired and Mallory was taking over my house with her smells and gross behavior at a surprisingly efficient pace. I didn’t feel annoyed, however. I dropped my jacket on the floor and lied down next to her."




In other news, former Octsegala member, Haily Headly, has her own page now with really funny comics that I'm not even in, but you can read them anyways at [link]. Just to keep my tens of fans (if that) on the up and up.


Thanks!
--Scarecrow